The woman you sleep with gazes into your eyes and tells you she loves you. And you believe her. You can tell by the way she looks at you, the way she holds you, the way she seems to always know what you want before you do.
There are a few of things in life you just know, and how much you love this naked woman is one of them. But there are a lot of things you don’tknow.
A woman may give you her body and her heart, but there are parts that she’ll never give up. Pieces woven into the very fiber of her being. Mysteries only hinted at in a passing sly smile, an inscrutable laugh.
These are the secrets of lovers past, hidden fantasies, and unshared longings. A woman’s deepest secrets that don’t—and never will—include you. You’re about to sample this hidden knowledge.
But like any man who seeks, you’d better be prepared for what you’re about to find.
#1.When you go away, even for a day, she sleeps in your favorite old T-shirt:
Because it smells like you.
#2.She fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before it actually happened:
Wondering what other kinky things she’s dreaming about.
#3.Her body really isn’t naturally this hairless and smooth all over:
But she will never allow you to see any indication whatsoever of all the shaving, tweezing, waxing, exfoliating, and moisturizing that gets it this way.
#4.When she says, “I’m ready,” she’ll need exactly 7 more minutes to get ready:
Don’t try to cheat the system by showing up 7 minutes later; She will still need an extra 7 minutes.
#5.When she says, “I’ll meet you in 15 minutes,” she means she will leave in 15 minutes:
And thus, she won’t actually arrive for at least 30 (but probably more like 40).
#6.She obsesses about when you’re going to call her again:
The period of time between your first date and your “Thanks for a great night; when can I see you again?” always seems stretched into slow motion.
So don’t worry about looking too eager. Call. Even if you only wait until noon the day after, it will feel like a lifetime to her.
And don’t send her an email or text unless you want her to put you in the figurative trash can along with your message.
#7.She needs constant indications that you want her around:
That’s why it’s better, for example, to say, “I want you to come away with me for the weekend. Could you come with me?” than to ask, “What are you up to this weekend?”
#8.She loves it when you get a little jealous:
So if you ever see her flirting in front of you with the waiter, the bus driver, or another guy at a party, know she’s actually flirting with you—through him.
#9.She starts fights with you because she’s feeling ignored:
She’s trying to force emotion out of you. Don’t retreat into your cave; just give her what she wants: some attention. And never tell her to “calm down,” unless you want to guarantee that she absolutely won’t.
#10.She wants you to take control in bed:
Yes, she has a successful career, she’s financially independent, she lives on her own, and she doesn’t need a man to make her happy (in theory). She still wants you to pick her up, carry her to the bedroom, and take without asking.